Percy and Eliot went to the vet without me tonight. Why?! I wanted to go, but mommy and daddy made me get out of the box-with-a-door. But Percy said it was scary so I guess its good I didn't go! He made a Thursday 13 so everyone knows to run when your beans bring out the boxes!
13 things about the Vet
- Mom and dad trick you into getting in the box with doors with a treat. I fall for it every time! I was so mad this time.
- You have to get in the car. I hate the car!
- The whole vet place smells like scaredy cat.
- There's a big cat there, and we're stuck in a cage, but it gets to just walk around.
- The lady pets you a lot and right when you think you like her, she stings you.
- Then they hold you down and stick something under your tail, in your booty!
- The lady flashes a really bright light at you, so bright you have to close your eyes.
- The vet lady sticks a big long thing down your ear... I tried to squirm and get away but they got it all the way down there anyway.
- They put you on your back and poke at your belly.
- The vet lady feels all your guts--it felt so weird! It made me twitch.
- The lady called me fat and said I had to go on a diet.
- They mess up your fur: I still have vet smell on me, I can't get clean!
- The worst part is, when you go with Eliot, he gets nervous and gassy and farts all stinky the whole time, the car ride there, in the waiting room, in the vet's room, and the car ride back!
Dang, Percy, that sucks! I remember going to the vet last time; I went by myself. It wasn't fun, but it sounds like he had it worse than I did. At least they didn't call me fat!
Purrs,
Emily
8 comments:
I hope Percy and Elliot are OK after visiting Mr. VET?
Poor Percy. That was an unpleasant visit. Do you have to go on a diet now? Other than getting called fat, are you and Elliot in good health?
Hi to my Sweet Emily!
I understands how your brofherz feel. The last times I went my meowmize stuck me in a soft carrier, and I peed in it to protest. Oh, I so hopes this doesn't change your mindz on how youz feels about me.
Purrs and a kitty nose kisserz
I HATE it when they feel yer GUTS!
Oh, they're fine--just some shots and a check-up. They're whiny-cats.
--Emily
Oh my goodness! That was a harrowing experience!!! Percy farts? Awesome!
Luf, Us
Oops. We got that wrong. Elliot farts? Shewwwee!!
Luf, Us
Looks like everything was ok with you kitties. Glad to hear such great news. Maybe you will figure out how mom uses a treat to get you inside the cage. We think that you will figure it out one day. Thanks for the sharing your thirteen facts about your vet visit. Have a great day.
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